Erik Brush
25-01-2009, 10:37:AM
Know why they do not serve koolaid on Japanese whalers?
They haven't figured out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little packett!
How do you kill a whaler when he's drinking?
Slam the toilet seat on his neck.
How do you casterate a whaler?
Kick his sister square in the chin!
A pair of whales see the Japanese whaling ship that killed the male's father. He flies into a rage upon seeing it and when the female he's courting asks "What's the matter?" He explains, "That's the ship that harpooned and butchered my father last year!" Then upon further reflection he says to her, "You know what we should do? We should take in some big gulps of air, swim underneath them on either side, and expell the air out of our blowholes until we sink the ship!" She nods and agrees. Together they swim under the ship and the bubbles thin the water until the ship does indeed sink.
Panicked whalers begin swimming frantically for a distant shoreline, but the male is still upset. "You know what we should do now? We should swim over there and eat up every damn one of them!"
The female whale stops and says, "Hey look,.. I went along with the blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen!:
- Erik - :happy:
They haven't figured out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little packett!
How do you kill a whaler when he's drinking?
Slam the toilet seat on his neck.
How do you casterate a whaler?
Kick his sister square in the chin!
A pair of whales see the Japanese whaling ship that killed the male's father. He flies into a rage upon seeing it and when the female he's courting asks "What's the matter?" He explains, "That's the ship that harpooned and butchered my father last year!" Then upon further reflection he says to her, "You know what we should do? We should take in some big gulps of air, swim underneath them on either side, and expell the air out of our blowholes until we sink the ship!" She nods and agrees. Together they swim under the ship and the bubbles thin the water until the ship does indeed sink.
Panicked whalers begin swimming frantically for a distant shoreline, but the male is still upset. "You know what we should do now? We should swim over there and eat up every damn one of them!"
The female whale stops and says, "Hey look,.. I went along with the blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen!:
- Erik - :happy: